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Comment by kg
February 14, 2008 @ 7:53 am
I thought that a set of valentines from GLaDOS would be really awesome. What would they say?
Comment by kg
February 14, 2008 @ 11:12 am
I think that these lines, or some part of them might work well. Wanna draw a picture to go with one of them cano?
“I’ll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live, and I’ll live in the other half. We won’t have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don’t feel like it.”
“Well you found me, congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you’ve managed to break so far is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that and we’ll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn’t going to happen. You chose this path, now I have a surprise for you.”
“We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success. Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the testing area. Assume the ‘Party Escort Submission Position’ or you will miss the party.”
“Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.”
“That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.”
“Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON’T LET YOU! How does that feel?”
Comment by Brandon
February 14, 2008 @ 2:56 pm
is that what the boss robot shouts at you at the end of the game? some of those sound familiar.
Comment by coach
February 14, 2008 @ 3:51 pm
There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.
Comment by coach
February 14, 2008 @ 3:52 pm
I should add, that’s from xkcd’s newest project: LimerickDB!
Comment by Boughter
February 26, 2008 @ 12:05 am
Ya, you’re just making yourself look worst, ya know? I mean, everybody’s just gonna feel sorry for you… I mean, I know I do.
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