Kris fails at life and mostly sucks
Kris is a terrible person. He should die a stabby death. He is a failure in most measurable ways. When Kris walks down the street, children run away crying and most people look away in shame. Elderly people scowl at what a waste this young man has made of his life and his youth. Kris has had a significant negative effect on the mean coolness of the world. The people of Hungary would rather have Russia back in charge than for Kris to stay another day. “Kris Greek” is a blackest obscenity in an African language. Each day I pattern my life after him, doing exactly the opposite of what he does, and it is surely bringing me wealth, fame, and success. In conclusion, Kris I hope Kris is impaled, or burned alive, or both. He is an utter disaster of a human being.
He shaved yesterday-ish.
