Kris is a terrible person. He should die a stabby death. He is a failure in most measurable ways. When Kris walks down the street, children run away crying and most people look away in shame. Elderly people scowl at what a waste this young man has made of his life and his youth. Kris has had a significant negative effect on the mean coolness of the world. The people of Hungary would rather have Russia back in charge than for Kris to stay another day. “Kris Greek” is a blackest obscenity in an African language. Each day I pattern my life after him, doing exactly the opposite of what he does, and it is surely bringing me wealth, fame, and success. In conclusion, Kris I hope Kris is impaled, or burned alive, or both. He is an utter disaster of a human being.

He shaved yesterday-ish.

Here’s an awesome stop-action fight fun fight movie I saw on youtube:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AJzU3NjDikY

You guys are good actors, I think you should make some sort of cool movie like this.

The Nintendo Wii of course…

I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve always found traffic very fascinating because of its complexity. This is a really interesting post on how someone was able to eliminate persistent traffic waves by keeping a large distance in front of him and just consistently driving the average speed. This was able to wipe out the traffic stall for everyone behind him. This is really interesting to me because a lot of times traffic waves develop and slow down traffic because of an accident or something, but remain there long after everything is long gone. Boughter once told me about his theory of preventing traffic by not braking, and this seems along the same lines, but goes a bit further by trying to maintain a constant speed.

The other thing he talks about is that some traffic is just created because people are trying to get across to an exit lane. Because people close up gaps in front of them so that people can’t cut in front, a car who is trying to merge is forced to hold up traffic in both lines in order to get across. By keeping space and allowing people to merge gracefully, traffic is much improved–the people who need to get off the highway can get off and the traffic is lighter for everyone who’s staying on.

Traffic Wave Experiments

Do you drink ritalin?

They Drink Ritalin.

(Menken/Rice)

I love you, Wii! Will you marry me?

Let’s do it.

TSO Wizards in Winter Contest

So, the Wii is awesome. And we’re all going to be busting it at my place this break.

I’ve decided that’s what im going to tell everyone who asks about my horrible facial hair this thanksgiving. That i’m trying to raise awareness of Breast Cancer. I’m going to memorize some statistics to make it legit. Because no matter how awful a beard is, no one can hate on a guy for trying to raise awareness of Breast Cancer. Maybe Rush Limbaugh.

Well, sadly, my secret plan to get a Wii fell through, and I won’t be getting one till next week =’(

Hope you guys had better luck than us. Got to Walmart at 6 a.m., plan failed, went to Circuit City, was like number 22, but they had only 18 units….. gah. Tis a sad day.