I just wanted to let everybody know that no shave november is tomorrow. Look, im not going to shave, and i’m pretty sure it’s illegal if you do shave… so, uh, anyone else going to participate in no shave november? ’cause i don’t want to have to bail you all out of loser jail…… DON’T SHAVE IN NOVEMBER!!!….. do i come off as angry?
Comment by iron jeff
October 31, 2006 @ 9:14 pm
id look exactly like my dad come december.. i dunno..
Comment by Brandon
November 1, 2006 @ 12:53 am
yes you can….. even cody is doing it…. and everybody knows cody has weird facial hair
Comment by joe
November 1, 2006 @ 8:23 am
From where the sun now stands, I will shave no more forever.
Comment by joe
November 1, 2006 @ 8:24 am
That’s also pretty much a damn lie, I can’t do it. I just wanted to say it.
Comment by joe
November 1, 2006 @ 9:58 am
All right, kg worked his persuasion magic. The following is my official position on this issue:
From now the sun now stands, I will shave no more forever.
Unless Teresa really, really really wants me to.
But only three reallys will be sufficient! Less than three, and I will be unswayed.
Comment by cody
November 1, 2006 @ 11:03 am
Executive Mansion,
Washington, Nov. 21, 1864.
Dear Madam,–
I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of the Adjutant General of Massachusetts that you are the mother of five gloriously bearded sons who have died on the field of battle.
I feel how weak and fruitless must be any word of mine which should attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss of hair so overwhelming. But I cannot refrain from tendering you the consolation that may be found in the thanks of the Republic by which they died unshaved.
I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost handlebars, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so manly a sacrifice upon the altar of freedom.
Yours, very sincerely and respectfully, and exquisetly beardedly,
A. Lincoln
Guys, lets do this one for ol Abe!
Comment by jeff
November 1, 2006 @ 12:24 pm
have the goils got the iron grip on the ballsack now joe?
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